You are loyal to your family.

I think the fortune cookie business is hard up for creative writers because this was someone's idea of a "fortune."

Note to fortune cookie companies, "you are loyal to your family" is not a fortune. Repeat, it is NOT a fortune. It's a statement...an observation maybe. I will buy that that statement might be something I'd hear from a palm reader. Perhaps it's a Psychic Cookie. But it's not a fortune. Fortunes are things like, "You will achieve great success in life" or "One day you will learn from your mistakes." They are things that when you add "...in bed" to them, they are funny.

There's nothing funny about "you are loyal to your family in bed." Ick.

Please Fortune Cookie makers...give us our fortunes back.